Kirby's First Trip to the Beach

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Was nothing less than a shit show. We had this fabulous plan & we went & bought a tent & everything...fail. First off I brought my diaper bag in the stroller that we tried to push through the sand & what did I end up with? A diaper bag full of sand. And looking like a certified ass hole trying to push a stroller through the sand. Then we finally set up this huge ass camping tent, on the beach...yeah we looked like idots. Then the wind was so strong that we practically had to close the tent & that shit was hot & sunny beacause in order to get breeze you had to unzip the windows, so we were in a sauna to say the least. It felt amazing outside of the tent, an umbrella would have been a smarter choice...duh! Of course, she is attached to my boob practically the whole time while Brian lays out & enjoys himself...shoot me. So this is the only photo we ended up with of our hot baby in her breezless tent.

Last ditch effort to take a picture by the water & that was an epic fail to say the least. Brian squatted down to pose for a picture & a wave snuck up behind him before I could say wave & splashed up on poor Kirby & scared the shit out of her. Needless to say we didn't capture any great pictures & the moral of this story don't take a two month old to the beach unless you have a strong drink in one hand &are sitting under a big ass umbrella that won't blow away with a lounge chair and a baby seat. Now we know.

Next time we will just stick to the board walk, its a much nicer view.

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